Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best. The most important. The most useful. The favorite. Jul 26, 2007
The Story of Colours
Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best. The most important. The most useful. The favorite. Jul 24, 2007
Take A Break
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS : Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitin' me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid!
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shitin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Jul 11, 2007
Life Lesson

Marriage vs. Divorce???
KANGAR, July 11 (Bernama) -- Senawi Mat Saman, 74, and Mariah Abdullah, 65, never gave a thought to celebrating their wedding anniversaries, but last night they were among 150 couples feted at a function themed "Cinta Abadi 40 Tahun" (40 Years of Lasting Love) held at the Menteri Besar's official residence here....
I love reading the above article by Bernama. Those people enjoy the resilient marriage that endures time and trials. However, how many of us having the advantage of long lasting marriage, let along the ever enduring love???.
A few weeks ago, I got a news of my friend's divorce. I feel sad. My friends and her ex-husband were childhood sweetheart. All those years, they managed to keep their love and understandings alive... and just after a few years of marriage ( nearly 7 years), they decided to take different routes ending the love that lasts 12 years. I also have some other friends who fell in love during university years, married during, and some after their study, and fell out of love a few years later.
Divorce now is a so social phenomenon. There's always news in newspapers or electronic media reporting about divorce among the high figures be it politicians, artists etc.etc... and even sometimes the divorce among commoners are also publicised or reported.
Why???
The subject of divorce during our fore fathers were a taboo. Not that they didn't have divorce.. it just that it is considered as an embarrassment ... the failure of a man or woman. Present, this term may have little stigma. Some people seeking divorce to get freedom, others fell out of love, some more because they cannot stand the marriage strains, and a lot other excuses.
In my opinion, many reasons can be the causes of the uprising divorce rate. First, social trend nowadays put family behind the material acquisition. People are so busy with their career and acquisition of material wealth that they forget the wealth of having good family bonding. No wonder now we can see children sending their parents off to old folks home as they don't have time to look after them. Those material wealth will not wait for them. Spouses spend less time together. The offices become the first home and their home become some kind of hotel... just a place to rest and change their attires. Some talk more to their colleagues than their spouses or children.
Second, women now are more liberal and independent. So, many will think that a divorce will not bring an end to their world. So, instead of staying in problematic or loveless marriage , they'll choose to lead separate lives. Some may even asking for a divorce even if the marriage is in good condition in order to get the so called freedom enjoyed by the singles??? It is so different from the old times where women were dependent upon their husbands that many had to stay in disastrous marriage.
Third, the interaction of man and woman are more free compared to the olden days. Now a girl can sit and talk to any man at the park or beach without causing an uproars among the parents or villagers or can we say townees. They can even hold each other and no one will come and scold them for the immoral behaviours. This kind of interaction may cause the falls in and out of love as rapid as 'Rapid KL' (ask Lembah Klang folks what is Rapid KL). So these culture sometimes might be carried into marriage life.
The free interaction also provides opportunities for them to sometimes seeks the counterpart help or advice regarding problem in their marriage. It may lead to sympathy and then eventually, love may blossom. Furthermore, man or woman get a chance to know more people of the different sexes and thus can compare and contrast.
Actually, we can find thousand reasons for the rising of the divorce rate. However, the last point I want to put forward here is the interaction of a couple before married. One of my friend told me that she once listened to the speech given by Dr. Abbas Hassan. According to Dr. Abbas, the 'barakah' or blessing of God is important to ensure the happiness and enduring marriage. Some people only start to look for His blessings after the 'aqad' or marriage solemnization, or when they are going to have a baby. They start to pray together, some may listen more to Al-Quran during their pregnancy etc. They forgot that their interaction and behaviours during the courting time is crucial to get Allah's blessing.
It is common for us to see couple holdings hand together, spending time and absorbing with each other that they forgot the night and day, let along prayer times. Folding and holding each other become trend, some may even sleep together. All these behaviours may bring wrath of Allah and when they got married, the blessing is not there. So, when problems arise, it becomes big momentum that change their relatioship.
Besides, those couple may already know the inside and outside of his/her partner and marriage is no more a process of knowing and surprising your partners. Thus, after a few years, you may get bored and start looking for other surprise.
Jul 9, 2007
What month were you born in??..
What month were you born in??...
It says a whole lot about you!!...
JANUARY=PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Ge ts angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE.
FEBRUARY=THUG
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Deter min ed to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Trie s to learn to show emotions. Resend this in 5 min . and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
MARCH=GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!! Attractive personality. Very! sexy. Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the m ost way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as
possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of NE of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.likes to keep theyre crushes kinda secret.pretty much flawless If you repost this in the next 5 min s, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
APRIL=SEXY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detaile d. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and o thers. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 min s, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize at
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
MAY=LOVER
Hella sexy, loves sex n making luv, tends to be SOOOOO hott!! Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5 min s. someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
JUNE = LUST
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takesrep pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. J udges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 min s and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 day
JULY=GANGSTA
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with a JUNE brithday. It is also more li kely than that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may po ssibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 min utes.
AUGUST=ATTITUDE
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. self control. kind hearted. Self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charm ing" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 min s and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
SEPTEMBER=FINEASS PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm others. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt and hard to recover. Daydreamer and does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someo ne to have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. If you repost this in the next 5 min utes, you will kiss the one that you been wanting...
OCTOBER=HOTTIE
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamen tal sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 min s & you will excel in a major event co min g up sometime this month.
NOVEMBER=SWEETIE
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restles s. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 min utes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days .
DECEMBER=BEAUTY
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to und erstand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active min d. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restles s. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited
Jul 5, 2007
RSI: Work Related Injuries
This morning I've received an email with a very useful information. The email tells me about the work related injuries commonly faced by office worker which is known as RSI. Before this email, I've always felt neck strain in the end of the day. My fingers sometime got numb. I got back problems also. However, I've never thought that this stiffness and numbness is part of tea tale of the becomingly most common injuries befall many workers around the world. I also believe that some of us may not know that the computers we mostly used in our everyday work may cause serious injury that may end our career. So, before it is to late, we should come out with some precaution to prevent this injuries from ending our career or make our live miserable with all those kind of back pains, neck pain etc.
1. Pain and discomfort
3.Unusual sensations like tingling, burning, pins- needles sensation and numbness
5. Muscle weakness, loss of grip strength
If you got any of these symptoms, please do not ignore the problems or take pain killers or even thinking of taking long holidays hoping that the pain or discomfort will go away. You should also avoid going to gym or helping yourself to massage thinking that it may eliminate the symptoms. These actions may make the pains go away temporarily or may cause it to become more severe.
Jul 4, 2007
Shopping in Kota Bharu
Last weekend I went to Kota Bharu with my friend. The reason for the journey was Career and Cultural Carnival jointly organized by Ministry of Higher Education, MARA Technology University and Himpunan Siswazah Negeri Kelantan. At first, I was invited for talk and end up being one of the committee for the carnival.I stayed at Grand Riverview Hotel, a four star hotel at the bank of Kelantan River. This is my first time I stayed in Kota Bharu for days. Before this, I've visited this unique town for a few times but only for a few hours.
Never Sick Again
Do you know that certain organs in our body needs certain types of food to curb diseases relating to that particular organs? For instance, deseases related to lung such as asthma, you can go for the red onions.
Well, here is the chart I got through e-mail, sent to me by one of my acquaintances. If you don't want to get sick again, make this chart as your advisor in food intake. Print this chart, and post it on the door of your fridge so that you can see it every time you open the fridge.
Related articles:
http://www.yogachicago.com/sep05/gran.shtml
http://www.unani.com/influence_of_food.htm
http://www.countryherbal.com/diet-ill.shtml
http://journeytoforever.org/farm_library/McC/McC2.html
Jul 3, 2007
Your Blood Types and Eating Habit
According to Abraham Maslow (1908 - 1970), an American Psychologist, famous for his humanistic approach in his theory of motivation, food is considered as the basic need. In his theory of Hierarchy of Needs, he mentioned about the Physiological Needs at the bottom of the pyramid. This Physiological Need that includes food take precedence over other needs such as Safety, Love/Belonginess, Esteem and Self-Actualization. Food is a powerful force in our everyday life...and our eating habit is also complex and unique. The pattern may greatly be influenced by our upbringing which may includes our parents or families, our customs and culture and so forth. Friends may also induce our eating habit. Other factors that may beget the pattern of our consumption is mass media; the campaign, advertisements and so forth.
Our eating habit may be good for our body or may be bad. However, most of us unaware that our blood type also should be considered in choosing the correct food for our body.
According to Dr. Peter J.D'Adamo, a naturopathic physician, our blood type is a genetic fingerprint that is more powerful than race, culture or geography. It all has to do with lectins, a diverse group of proteins that are present in certain foods. He claims that negative reactions between food lectins and our blood are responsible for many ailments. His solution is to avoid the foods that contain all those bad lectins. The list of what's good and what's bad, however, is extensive and differs dramatically according to your blood type.He suggests that we eat according to our blood type. That is why we can see that some people can eat a variety of food with no problems where as there are others suffers from gas, bloating, indigestion and heartburn. The reason is because people from different blood type cannot eat or digest the same food equally.
Food Category:
Blood Type:
1. Type O
2. Type A
3. Type B
4. Type AB
Since now we know that our blood may react differently towards the same type of food, we should be more careful with our food intake. We must remember that most ailments are resulted from food. So, start eating towards a healthy life.
Sources and Related Site/Articles:
http://www.acu-cell.com/btd.html
http://www.runtheplanet.com/trainingracing/nutrition/bloodtype.asp
http://www.quackwatch.org/04ConsumerEducation/NegativeBR/d
http://foodsafetyindia.nic.in/foodcat.htm
http://eregimens.com/therapies/Diet/EatRight4YourType.htm
HotNews, Jun 07 (Faculty of Hotel & Tourism Management, UiTM Terengganu)
Personality Test 2
I like taking personality test since I was in university; taking psychology course as my degree, I was exposed to many types of personality test. Reason??? I like to know more about myself...my strengths, weaknesses, my unique qualities. Why??? Because knowing my self help me to be better person and perform better in areas I choose. How??? Because from the test, we know what we are good at and what we are not good at. Thus, it gives us chances to improve our attributes and to indulge in the fields that meet our interests and at the same time fulfill our capability.
There is another 'why' I like taking personality test. Living in Malaysia, most people be it Malays, Chinese, Indians or other Asian races, we are very reluctant to tell others of their weaknesses. This may be resulted from Asian culture which is very concern about others' feelings. So, if nobody tells us about our weak points, how are we going to eliminate or improve it? For me, if nobody is going to tell me my weaknesses, I'll choose personality tests.
Some of the tests are quite accurate as long as you answer base on your heart, not your intelligence. Some people however may resort to other kind of search.
Why is personality Test?
Personality test as I mentioned above will show us the superior and inferior attributes that we posses. These attributes can help us and others to predict our performance either in work place, social setting, study and so forth.
Most big organizations in the world as well as Malaysia have resort to personality test as one of the means to select employees. Why? Because your hard skills or qualifications are no longer the only indicator for job performance. One recent study suggests that personality measures like conscientiousness and agreeability were equally important predictors of work success. Why? Because if you have an “A” class of qualifications or hard skills but with an “F” class of mentality or attitude, you are going to be a lousy worker… and lousy worker is an impediment to any organizations, not an asset.
So, why not start taking personality test to know ourselves better, and to upgrade ourselves in certain portions. Below are some online personality tests you can try to see what are our personality look like.
web.tickle.com/
http://www.personality100.com/
http://similarminds.com/cgi-bin/similarminds.pl
http://similarminds.com/face/start.php
http://www.funquizcards.com/quiz/personality/can-people-rely-on-you.php
http://www.funquizcards.com/quiz/personality/do-you-have-a-likable-personality.php
http://www.funquizcards.com/quiz/personality/are-you-far-sighted.php
http://www.funquizcards.com/quiz/personality/do-your-strengths-and-weaknesses-analysis.php
Related articles:
9 Soft Skills For Success
http://www.jobhuntersbible.com/counseling/sec_page.php?sub_item=047
http://psychologytoday.psychtests.com/tests/act_access.html
http://www.eddyelmer.com/tools/tests/pagestart.html?http://www.eddyelmer.com/tools/tests/personality_tests.htm
Jul 2, 2007
One million Du'aa campaign
One million Du'aa campaign
Let's put our hands together and give one day for our Islamic nation Dear Brother & Sister
If you really care about the Muslims' Blood in Iraq , Palestine and every where else so please contribute with us in the International day for supporting the Muslims
The participation is very easy as follow:
· Fasting Monday 2 nd of July 2007 (For those who can fast).
· Du'aa after each prayer in that day and especially at the time of Eftar. The Du'aa is to ask Allah to unify Muslim Ummah ,and to save Muslims' blood.
· Participating in telling the other brothers and sister about this day.
Dearest brothers and sisters
Please be positive and participate in this day. We are around 1.3 billion Muslim , can not we find one million whom will fast and make Du'aa. May Allah look and accept one of them.
Do not sit down as you do not care about what is going on.
Send this letter and participate in that day.
Translate this letter to the language you now and send it to all Muslims .
Be one of the Million Muslims in that day.
Our meeting is 2 nd of July 2007 after each prayer and at the time of Iftar
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